Good evening to all my loyal listeners from North to South, East to West, up to down, and all points in between. This is Walter Windchill broadcasting live from Radio Station WOOPS in Toontown. Let's dish up another healthy heap of gossip.
First of all, you might be wondering. What’s Windchill doing here? Where’s the howling and growling Wolf maniac who runs this web site? Well, he’s off promoting his latest Great American Novelty. His third Roger Rabbit opus, a dipsy-doodled true crime adventure called Who Wacked Roger Rabbit? I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to read about what that boffo bunny’s up to this time.
In the meantime, I’ll be filling Wolfie’s eight and a half double E clodhoppers.
Here’s the first of the insights and outlooks I’m gonna be bringing you on a regular basis.
One of my spies in disguise spotted gumshoe Eddie Valiant scraping off a wad of his Double Bubble on the welcome mat of noted movie director Barney Sands. I wonder why a big deal film director needs a private eyeball? Could it be Barney’s having some trouble with that wacky-tabacky known as Holly-weed? I hear that’s a big problem in La-la Land. Personally, I’ll keep getting my illusions from the local joy juice, a heaping glass of Toonshine.
That’s it for tonight. Stay tooned, listeners. There’s lots more to come.