Good evening
to all my loyal listeners from North to South, East to West, up to down, and all
points in between. This is Walter Windchill broadcasting live from Radio Station
WOOPS in Toontown. Let's dish up
another healthy heap of gossip.
First of all,
you might be wondering. What’s
Windchill doing here? Where’s the howling and growling Wolf maniac who runs this
web site? Well, he’s off taking
another stab at writing the Great American Novelty. This time it’s his third Roger Rabbit
opus, a dipsy-doodled true crime adventure called Who Wacked Roger Rabbit? I don’t know
about you, but I can’t wait to read about what that boffo bunny’s up to this
time.
In the
meantime, I’ll be filling Wolfie’s eight and a half double E
clodhoppers.
Here’s the
first of the insights and outlooks I’m gonna be bringing you on a regular
basis.
One of my
spies in disguise spotted gumshoe Eddie Valiant scraping off a wad of his Double
Bubble on the welcome mat of noted movie director Stanley Kramer. I wonder why a
big deal film director needs a private eyeball? Could it be Stan the Man’s
having some trouble with that wacky-tabacky known as Holly-weed? I hear that’s a big problem in
La-la
Land. Personally, I’ll keep getting my
illusions from the local joy juice, a heaping glass of Toonshine.
That’s it for
tonight. Stay tooned, listeners. There’s
lots more to come.
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